Apr 25, 2018

Reading Notes: Brothers Grimm (Ashliman) Part A


Rumpelstiltskin from Flickr

Rumpelstiltskin
  • Miller lies to King and tells him his beautiful daughter can spin straw into gold.
  • King believes him and forces the miller to bring his daughter to the castle to spin him some gold.
  • King threatens to kill her if she doesn't spin the straw into gold.
  • She sat there and started crying because she couldn't do it.
  • She gives a little man her necklace so he will spin her the gold.
  • King was greedy and wanted more gold.
  • Girl gives the little man her ring so he will spin some more.
  • King says she will become his wife if she spins even more the next night.
  • The little man offers to take her first born after she is queen. She agrees and he spins more gold.
  • The little man gave her three days to learn his name. If she could figure it out, he wouldn't take her child.
  • Rumplestiltskin gives his own name away when doing a celebratory dance.
  • He tore himself in two????

Bibliography
Ashliman's Brothers Grimm Tales: Rumplestiltskin

Apr 20, 2018

Week 13 Story: The Stuffy-Nosed Wolf

The Stuffy-Nosed Wolf

Wolf from Wikimedia


There once was a mama wolf. She had nearly a dozen pups and couldn't afford to properly raise them all. As soon as her oldest was of age, she put him out in the wild to fend for himself.

Fearing he would never be able to take care of himself, he went from door to door begging for anything that could help him survive. To his dismay, no matter where he went, no one would open the door for him, as he was a wolf. They were scared of him and refused to help him. Sometimes he managed to find sustenance, but things were looking dim.

One day, he came across a house made of straw. Out of curiosity, he went up to the house to see what kind of creature would live in a straw house. When he looked through the window, he saw a pig. Thinking the pig might have some kindness in his heart, he knocked on the pig's door.

"Hello, little pig. I am a wolf looking for any sort of help you can offer me. I am hungry and cold with nothing to my name," he hollered through the door. 

"Get out of here, you wolf. I won't help a predator," the pig snapped back. 

Suddenly, the wolf's nose started to tickle. It appeared that he was allergic to the straw. "Are you sure there is nothing you can--," he started to say before suddenly he let out a giant sneeze. All at once, the entire house collapsed with the strength of his breath and fell on top of the pig. The wolf tried to save the poor thing, but it was too late.

Saddened by the death of the pig in the straw house, the wolf decided to move on to look for anyone with pity in their heart. Curiously enough, the next house he saw was a house made of flowers. Perhaps the type of person who'd build such a beautiful house would be kind and give him some food. To his amazement, he saw another pig inside the house.

"Hello, little pig. I am a wolf looking for any sort of help you can offer me. I am hungry and cold with nothing to my name," he hollered through the door exactly as he did at this first pig's house.

"A wolf?" the pig cried out in fear. "I can't let you in! You might eat me." After that, the wolf heard the sliding of a deadbolt in the door, keeping him firmly out.

"Please, can you not find it in your heart to--," he began to plead when his nose started to itch, similarly to how it did with the straw. He must also be allergic to the flowers this house was made of. Before her could control it, he sneezed and the house fell to the ground with the pig in it. Feeling guilty, he fled the scene.

After wandering the path for a long time, the wolf finally saw a house made of brick. Surely he couldn't be allergic to brick. He walked up to the house, looked in the window, and saw yet another pig.

"Hello, little pig. I am a wolf looking for any sort of help you can offer me. I am hungry and cold with nothing to my name," he hollered for a third time. Hopefully the pig in this house would be benevolent, unlike the others.

"Oh no, you poor thing. Tell me what happened and perhaps I'll let you in," the pig responded through the door. With that, the wolf told the pig everything that had happened to him.

Just when he was at the end of his story, his nose started to twitch. What could he be allergic to this time? He looked around and saw that there was a flower bush next the the door, with flowers similar to the ones the second house was made of. Before he could stop himself, he sneezed another large sneeze. To his shock, however, the house stood strong.

"Your story has touched my heart, dear wolf. I'll let you in and we can enjoy a nice bowl of soup together. I even have some allergy medicine," the pig said. The wolf thanked the pig many times and they lived happily together from that point on.


Author's Note: I decided to take the very popular story of the Three Little Pigs and make it all about the wolf. In the original, the the pigs' mom sent them to live on their own, so I gave the wolf a similar background. Then, instead of going to each house to eat the pigs, he is just asking for food. Also, instead of trying to blow the houses down to eat the pigs, he just has allergies and the houses falling kills the pigs. At the end, instead of the pig eating the wolf, they become friends.


Bibliography
The Story of the Three Little Pigs from English Fairy Tales by Joseph Jacobs

Apr 18, 2018

Reading Notes: English Tales Part B

Fox from Wikimedia

Johnny-Cake

  • Old man, old woman, and little boy.
  • Little boy is told to watch the johnny-cake while the mom and dad work in the garden
  • Johnny-cake came alive and jumped out of the oven while the boy wasn't paying attention.
  • Outran the family
  • The cake taunts two well-diggers into chasing him, basically
  • Also outran two ditch-diggers.
  • Then outruns a bear.
  • Then a wolf.
  • Fox outsmarts the cake by forcing him to come closer until the fox can eat him.


Bibliography
Johnny-Cake from English Fairy Tales by Joseph Jacobs

Apr 17, 2018

Reading Notes: English Tales Part A

Third Pig in a Butter Churn from Wikimedia

The Story of the Three Little Pigs

  • The mother pig couldn't afford to take care of her pigs so she sent them out into the world.
  • First pig asked a man for his straw so he could build himself a house. The dude did give the pig the straw, for some unknown reason.
    • Wolf knocked on the straw house's door, and demanded to be let into the house. The pig said no, so the wolf threatened to practically destroy this pigs door. He made good on that threat and ate the pig.
  • The second pig met a man with furze and asked for it so he could also build a house. This guy was also surprisingly benevolent. 
    • Wolf did the same thing to the second pig.
  • The third pig was clearly smarter and convinced some poor soul to give him some bricks, with which he built a house. 
    • Wolf came along with his usual scheme but was unable to blow the house down.
    • Wolf had to find a way to trick this pig, so he told him of a turnip field to meet him at so they could cook the turnips for dinner
  • The pig went and got the turnips without the wolf, which made the wolf angry.
    • Wolf suggested some apples instead. 
  • The pig tried to go before the wolf again, but it took too long. He threw the wolf an apple to distract him so he could get away again. 
    • Wolf was mad again and suggested going to a fair together. 
  • Pig went without the wolf, again, but the wolf saw him there, so the pig hid in a butter churn and rolled down a hill. These animals are weird tbh.
  • Finally, the wolf gave up and said he would eat the pig and decided to get into the house through the chimney. 
    • Pig boiled the wolf and ate him instead. 


Bibliography
The Story of the Three Little Pigs from English Fairy Tales by Joseph Jacobs

Apr 15, 2018

Tech Tip: Canvas Dashboard

Honestly, I have to say I like Canvas over the old D2L. I know I am not exactly in the majority for this, but it is so easy to use. The dashboard makes everything so convenient, with everything in the same place. At the start of every semester, I change the colors on my classes so they are all a variant of the same color. For example, this semester, I have it is varying shades of grey, and last semester, I had it in varying shades of blue. I do this so it looks nice but each class is still separate from each other. I don't know if people realize they can even change the color overlays or remove them on the dashboard. If you use the Canvas app, the dashboard will even show you the current grade you have in every class. I really appreciate this because my grades have me stressed all the time, so I like to be on top of them. Finally, you don't even need to have all your classes on your dashboard. Only care about one? Hide the others. I would never do that though, my anxiety forbids it. Or even change it so it just shows recent activity. Honestly, it is pretty versatile.

Apr 12, 2018

Reading Notes: Celtic Fairy Tales Part B

Cottage from Wikimedia

Brewery of Eggshells

  • Place of Strife (Twt y Cwmrws)
  • Man and wife with their twins lived there
  • Wife had to leave her twins for a day.
    • She saw old elves with blue petticoats
    • rushed home to see if her twins were okay and they were
    • Over time, noticed the twins didn't grow
  • Husband claims the twins aren't their real twins
  • This is the strife that the house is named after... the husband and wife fighting
  • Wise Man of Llandiloes
    • wife went to him for advice
  • "When you are getting dinner for the reapers, clear out the shell of a hen's egg and boil some potage in it, and then take it to the door as if you meant it as a dinner for the reapers. Then listen if the twins say anything. If you hear them speaking of things beyond the understanding of children, go back and take them up and throw them into the waters of Lake Ebyr. But if you don't hear anything remarkable, do them no injury."
  • She threw those babies into a lake cuz they weren't hers. Stone cold. 
  • Elves returned her children in exchange for their own.



Bibliography
Brewery of Eggshells from Changeling Legends from the British Isles by Dan Ashliman

Apr 11, 2018

Reading Notes: Celtic Fairy Tales Part A

Well from Pixabay

The Horned Women

  • Someone comes to the door, demanding it be open
    • the person is Witch of one Horn
  • Both the women are carding wool
    • What does this mean? Look it up later
  • Horned women talks of other women, and then they show up
  • Next women has two horns, also starts to spin wool
  • This goes on 12 times total, each adding one horn
  • None talk to the actual mistress of the house, just like.... taking up space in her home. Who does that? Just goes into someone's place and starts a wool spinning club?
  • Mistress is paralyzed with a spell cast by the horned women
  • They are using her as a servant it seems. They speak Irish.
  • Some voice helped her repair her jug.
  • "Return, and when thou comest to the north angle of the house, cry aloud three times and say, 'The mountain of the Fenian women and the sky over it is all on fire.'"
    • This call hurt the horned women
  • Voice helps the woman enchant her house so the horned women can't come back
  • Had to do a series of things to restore the home.


Bibliography
The Horned Women from Celtic Fairy Tales by Joseph Jacobs

Apr 5, 2018

Week 11 Story: The Yellow Bird and the Red Coyote

Coyote from Pexels

There once was a pretty yellow bird who was surrounded by other pretty yellow birds all day long. While he could appreciate his own beauty, he was bored with the same old, same old. Once day he and his best friend, another little yellow bird, were perched on a little branch in a tall, narrow tree.

"Say, why do you think it is that we are all yellow?" he asked his friend. "I've never seen another color bird in my life. Surely there are other colored birds."

"I've never thought about it before," his friend replied. "I do love being yellow though! Isn't it just the best color?" he piped in a singsong voice. The bird examined his friend and could see that he truly meant it; he loved being yellow.

At that point, the bird started to think something was wrong with him. Why did he feel so blue about being the color yellow? At that thought, a light bulb metaphorically popped up above his head. Maybe blue was more his color.

Per chance, there happened to be a coyote prowling below the tree where the two little birds sat. She was hunting some other prey, but became interested in the conversation between the yellow birds. She started to ask herself a similar question. Why was she red? She'd like to be a different color too.

"Hey, little bird!" she howled from the base of the tree.

"Yes?" he responded in a tiny voice. Usually talking with coyotes was a sure sign of trouble to come. They were a predator who hunted the yellow birds.

"You've made me consider why I am the color I am. Why don't we go find a way for us to change colors together?" she asked sincerely. She could protect the little bird, and the bird could use his flying to help scope out ways to change color.

After pondering it for some time, the bird agreed. He said his goodbyes to his friend, and before sunset, the coyote and the yellow bird were on their way.

Around three days into the trip, the coyote and the yellow bird happened to come across a wise old tortoise. They told the tortoise of their adventure, and to their surprise, the tortoise knew of a way the two could change color. He had heard of a lake, just two days across the hill, that had magical abilities. If they bathed in it three times a day, for a week, while singing a special song, they could change into any color they so desired.

After hearing this wonderful piece of news, the yellow bird and the coyote set out for the lake. Once they found the lake, the did as they were instructed. Within a week, they could feel the magical powers of the lake finally filling them with confidence. When they stepped out of the lake for the final time, the yellow bird was missing his feathers and the coyote was missing her fur.

"What do we do now, little bird?" the coyote asked nervously. What if their fur and feathers didn't grow back?

"Well, now we think hard about what color we want to be of course!" he replied with confidence. At that, the bird wished to be blue and the coyote wished to be grey. They wished as hard as they could, with their eyes squeezed shut.

When they opened their eyes, they were pleased with what they saw. The bird was now a magnificent royal blue and the coyote was a cool dusty grey. Having got what they wanted, they went their separate ways. The bird returned home, met with fame over his new color, and the coyote went back to prowling, with greater success now that she blended in with the brush.



Author's note: This story is heavily based on the story How Bluebird and Coyote Got Their Colors. The original is rather short, lacking many concrete details. Before, the bird turns blue first after bathing four times a day for four days in this magical lake while singing a song. The coyote wants to be blue too, and follows the ritual the bird described, but when he went on his way, he fell into dirt and the blue color was lost. In my version, I changed it so that the bird is yellow, rather than some ugly color. He is beautiful already! But he wants more. I also made the coyote a girl, purely so pronouns would get mixed up. I am kind of bad with ambiguous pronouns (lol). Then, I had them go on this color changing adventure together. Also, they desire to be different colors. Basically, I made the story a lot longer and changed a few key details. But it is mostly the same story. Also, forgive me if the coyote picture is of a male. I have no idea how to tell (lol), just pretend she is a girl. Also, is it even a coyote? I kept finding wolf pictures. Ugh, I don't know wild life very well.



Bibliography
How Bluebird and Coyote Got Their Colors from Myths and Legends of California and the Old Southwest by Katharine Berry Judson (1912)

Reading Notes Half Unit: Southwestern and California Legends

Western Bluebird from Wikimedia

How Bluebird and Coyote Got Their Colors

  • Bird starts out an ugly color
  • Found an isolated lake to bath in multiple times a day while singing a magic song
    • There's a blue water. It lies there. I went in. I am all blue.
  • The fourth day, Bluebird no longer has feathers. 
  • The fifth day, the feathers regrow blue.
  • Coyote has been watching the bluebird.
    • wanted to eat the bird but is now mesmerized by its color
  • Bird teaches the coyote how to bath in the lake and sing the song
  • Coyote is now blue just like the bird
  • Became so vain that he got distracted and fell in dirt. Now coyotes are dirt colored.


Bibliography
How Bluebird and Coyote Got Their Colors from Myths and Legends of California and the Old Southwest by Katharine Berry Judson (1912)

Apr 2, 2018

Tech Tip: Canvas Calendar

Okay, I am going to preface this post by saying that I am horrible at managing my time. I procrastinate at all times and cannot for the life of me do things when I am supposed to.

2018 Calendar from Pixabay

With that being said, I heavily rely on the Canvas calendar. I love how it tells me when things are due. Without it, I would forget to turn in assignments all the time. Every day, I check it on my phone using the Canvas Mobile App.

I also use it for some personal things. I put my own little events into it, so I don't forget to do things on my own time as well. I am in a sorority, so I often put my sorority's events into my Canvas calendar. This way, when I am looking at my to-do list to reduce my procrastinator's anxiety, I can also see the things I need to do outside of school. This constantly saves me. I don't know why I am so forgetful.

Outside of Canvas, I don't use any kind of planner or calendar. This is the peak of my organization. I know a lot of people benefit from using a physical planner, but this is the best bet for myself.